Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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