Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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