It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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