what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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