youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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