i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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