did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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