I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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