nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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