i think my mom watched the whole time
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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