i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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