this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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