You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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