Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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