Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How's work?
Spinning.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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