it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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