I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
