My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
