GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
its liver damage thursday
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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