I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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