Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Can I color on your dick again?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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