butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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