Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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