I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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