K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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