UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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