Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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