life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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