Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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