She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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