I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
