OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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