People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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