Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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