all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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