then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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