She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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