turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
cat food counts as protein by the way
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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