love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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