yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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