I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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