Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize