I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Those nachos came to me in a dream
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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