I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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