Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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