this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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