i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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