I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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