Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
