Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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