My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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