Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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