Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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